Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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