eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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