have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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