I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
so much tequila, so little girl.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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