The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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