It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize