after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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