Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
This is my gift to your gina
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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