Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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