Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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