You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
