I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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