new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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