Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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