508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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