I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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