How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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