I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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