Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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