Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The Olympian is in my bed
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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