his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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