I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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