I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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