Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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