He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We have so much sex to catch up on
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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