Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
