dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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