WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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