Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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