I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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