You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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