It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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