i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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