Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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