Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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