I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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