So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
