Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
