Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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