Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
