she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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