Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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