Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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