I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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