I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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