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Wipe that smile off your face.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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