Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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