I am in a vortex of obligation.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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