Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
