i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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