im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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