so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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