as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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