ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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