I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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